I've picked up my Pokémon Black again, so this is particularly amusing to me at the moment. Also, I feel like the whole Pokémon song/rap should be rewritten to fit this scenario, because it would be hilarious. If I had the creative song writing talent, I'd do it myself. But alas (poor yoric) I am sorely lacking in that area and cannot provide. I just have to sit here and wish on first stars and eyelashes and comets and aeroplanes in hopes that this amusing fantasy of mind comes to pass.