Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Friday, January 13, 2012

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Damn You Autocorrect



Sometimes, autocorrect is amazing, which is why you guys need to check out these two links if you haven't already:
2011 Funniest Autocorrects: 50-26
2011 Funniest Autocorrects: 25-1

Some of them are all right, but some actually made me burst out laughing. It's absolutely ridiculous, the things that phones think you want to say, but always great for a quick pick-me-up and laugh.

Sorry for the lame post, but I'm still in recovery mode and I wanted to make sure something was posted. 

Saturday, January 7, 2012

That awkward moment...


I am not ashamed of how true this is for me. Think about it, you're panicking, have to set up last minute protection...



Friday, January 6, 2012

Boromir: On Papers


This was so entertaining to me that I compulsively went searching for a Boromir meme to go along with it. Unfortunately, it doesn't actually exist (in the form of 'one does not simply write a paper;' at least not that I could find). Of course, because my Photoshop trail hasn't run out yet (and because apparently, I'll do anything to avoid the real world), I just had to spend precious time I will not be getting back to create this:


I am way prouder of the outcome than I should be, but who needs to pay attention to silly things like 'proportions' anyway? Not I, clearly.

Great start to the New Year though.

Friday, December 30, 2011

Stephen King: Like a Boss



Dear Mr. King,

I've always loved your writing, whether it was horror or fantasy, but you have outdone yourself this time sir. Thank you for being incredibly awesome.

Love,
Yazya

P.S. I really don't care if this is fake. It's still brilliant.

Bellaception


Mind. Blown.

Thursday, December 29, 2011

The Hardest Decision You'll Ever Make


Oh no...I actually have no idea which I would pick. I've always wanted to go to Hogwarts, but being a Jedi would be incredible...and imagine training Pokémon! I'm just glad that 'being the Doctor's next companion' wasn't on there as well, because I would just die from indecision.

Legolas, cardboard style


I have one of these. A Legolas, not the DVD's or romance novels that he seems to be holding. Also, I have a Ninth Doctor life size cardboard cut out and a Joker one (Heath Ledger style). If I'm going to be an obsessive nerd, I'm going to do it right. It helps that my friends encourage it by purchasing such things.

Robert Downey Jr.: On Monkeys


I love how, instead of thinking 'why get a monkey?' his thoughts are "why get ONE monkey?'

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

On Geese


Source: epimethius.tumblr.com


I don’t like geese. 

Scratch that, I hate geese.

Now that might seem entirely random, but I figured I’d share regardless. They’re not very nice creatures, in my humble opinion, and I’m pretty sure that most of my psychological traumas have risen from the fowl creatures (oh yes, you read correctly, I went there). Why do I have such a burning hatred against geese? (Though the question should be why I feel the need to discuss this hatred with you, oh avid reader.) Well, to put it simply, because they scarred me at a very young age. Not just emotionally (or psychologically, as I’ve mentioned before) but also physically. And they did not even have the decency to provide me with any cool powers to make up for it.

Peter Parker got spider powers, Harry Potter got the ability to speak to snakes, all I got was a scar. Not even a badass one that I could claim was inflicted by some marauding pirates that I fought off with my hands tied behind my back as I wielded a sword with my teeth, but one that can only really be seen if I scrunch up my face >.< (like that) and point it out.

Nativity Scene: a la Doctor Who

Source: timelocked.tumblr.com

I'm pretty sure that I read somewhere in the Bible that this is actually how it happened.

We wish you a Zombie Christmas!


Would I be a bad person if I said that the idea of fighting zombies is quite thrilling to me? I mean, I'm sure I'll also be scared out of my mind if the dead started to rise and attempted to eat people, and I would definitely be extremely worried about my friends and family...but a small part of me just can't help but pull imaginary sleeves up and think 'bring it on!'

Clearly, I'm highly confident in my ability to survive, the first wave at least. No way to know for sure until it happens.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Harry Potter: A Musical


Now I have Hakuna Matata stuck in my head. And I've lost the game. Damn it.

Would it make me 'that guy,' if my second instinct (after bopping to the tune, of course) was to think: technically, there already is a Harry Potter Musical (because, you know, A Very Potter Musical is amazing, and exists)?

Men in Black III


If you haven't seen the MiB 3 trailer yet, you're missing two minutes or so of utter epicness. Go see it now. Actually, don't go anywhere:



Enjoy.

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Walking 500 miles (again)


I found another one. The funny thing is I was wondering why there wasn't one with our favourite time slut, and then it popped up on my tumblr dash. Yay for the internet right?

I apologise for the off timing, I'm bad at these things. 

David Tennant's face of the day


I have seen a large selection of photos like this. David Tennant in the middle, two cast/crew members around him, doing the "I will walk 500 miles" walk.

It's brilliant.

For example: