Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Friday, January 13, 2012
Thursday, January 12, 2012
Damn You Autocorrect
Sometimes, autocorrect is amazing, which is why you guys need to check out these two links if you haven't already:
2011 Funniest Autocorrects: 50-26
2011 Funniest Autocorrects: 25-1
Some of them are all right, but some actually made me burst out laughing. It's absolutely ridiculous, the things that phones think you want to say, but always great for a quick pick-me-up and laugh.
Sorry for the lame post, but I'm still in recovery mode and I wanted to make sure something was posted.
Saturday, January 7, 2012
Friday, January 6, 2012
Boromir: On Papers
This was so entertaining to me that I compulsively went searching for a Boromir meme to go along with it. Unfortunately, it doesn't actually exist (in the form of 'one does not simply write a paper;' at least not that I could find). Of course, because my Photoshop trail hasn't run out yet (and because apparently, I'll do anything to avoid the real world), I just had to spend precious time I will not be getting back to create this:
I am way prouder of the outcome than I should be, but who needs to pay attention to silly things like 'proportions' anyway? Not I, clearly.
Great start to the New Year though.
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Monday, January 2, 2012
Friday, December 30, 2011
Thursday, December 29, 2011
Legolas, cardboard style
I have one of these. A Legolas, not the DVD's or romance novels that he seems to be holding. Also, I have a Ninth Doctor life size cardboard cut out and a Joker one (Heath Ledger style). If I'm going to be an obsessive nerd, I'm going to do it right. It helps that my friends encourage it by purchasing such things.
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
On Geese
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I don’t like geese.
Scratch that, I hate geese.
Now that might seem entirely random, but I figured I’d share
regardless. They’re not very nice creatures, in my humble opinion, and I’m
pretty sure that most of my psychological traumas have risen from the fowl
creatures (oh yes, you read correctly, I went there). Why do I have such a burning
hatred against geese? (Though the question should be why I feel the need to
discuss this hatred with you, oh avid reader.) Well, to put it simply, because
they scarred me at a very young age. Not just emotionally (or psychologically,
as I’ve mentioned before) but also physically. And they did not even have the
decency to provide me with any cool powers to make up for it.
Peter Parker got spider powers, Harry Potter got the ability
to speak to snakes, all I got was a scar. Not even a badass one that I could
claim was inflicted by some marauding pirates that I fought off with my hands
tied behind my back as I wielded a sword with my teeth, but one that can only
really be seen if I scrunch up my face >.< (like that) and point it out.
We wish you a Zombie Christmas!
Would I be a bad person if I said that the idea of fighting zombies is quite thrilling to me? I mean, I'm sure I'll also be scared out of my mind if the dead started to rise and attempted to eat people, and I would definitely be extremely worried about my friends and family...but a small part of me just can't help but pull imaginary sleeves up and think 'bring it on!'
Clearly, I'm highly confident in my ability to survive, the first wave at least. No way to know for sure until it happens.
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
Friday, December 16, 2011
Friday, November 4, 2011
Sunday, October 30, 2011
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