This was so entertaining to me that I compulsively went searching for a Boromir meme to go along with it. Unfortunately, it doesn't actually exist (in the form of 'one does not simply write a paper;' at least not that I could find). Of course, because my Photoshop trail hasn't run out yet (and because apparently, I'll do anything to avoid the real world), I just had to spend precious time I will not be getting back to create this:
I am way prouder of the outcome than I should be, but who needs to pay attention to silly things like 'proportions' anyway? Not I, clearly.
Great start to the New Year though.