Thursday, April 14, 2011

100 electronic-years-old

That's basically wot is happening between me and my iPhone. I still have the 1st generation iPhone, with Edge as opposed to 4G or 3G or wotever G we're at right now, and if you put headphones in, music only comes out of only one earbud, and every once in a while the screen doesn't turn on, or the touchscreen stops responding or I can't answer calls. It's like it's saying to me "Bitch, I'm ancient, go get yourself something younger." But I'm holding on for dear life...because I'm secretly a Masochist.