Wise words from Jeff Winger

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Couldn't have said it better myself. True, he was speaking about his condo and super-expensive faucet, but that's not the point.

The dangers of ingesting mercury

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“Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions.”

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Even before Jeff said that line, I was thinking it. It was the most random and amazing thing to have happen during that tense running-from-zombies scene. I mean, putting aside the whole fact that there were zombies in the episode to begin with.